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32 yr old female: Drinks only see-through beverages, STD free, Brunette, married, presently not in therapy, sees ghosts when doesn’t get enough sleep which is pretty much all the time but that only means we’ll have plenty of time to play Paper Mario, currently has no hobbies or aspirations and jogs compulsively.

34, hot, addicted to Y!A, shallow, not interested in others opinions,
low standards i.e. must have 4 teeth, all criminal cases were dismissed, rarely violent!!!

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Personals $3.98 Here, in an edgy and provocative collection by some of America's most talented young writers, are the raw and personal truths of those in their twenties in the 1990s: essays on founding a theater company, on guarding your virginity, on searching for the perfect job . . . or the perfect love. Alongside stories of a Catholic single mother or a savvy bartender come musings on a southern road trip gone haywire and an outrageous childhood in the Midwest. A gritty mix of candor, longing, and desire, this collection lays bare life's highs, lows, and in-betweens for a stunningly gifted and eclectic group. A MARINER ORIGINAL.

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The Damn Personals - Driver Driver $13.83 The Damn Personals: Kenneth Cook (vocals, guitar); Anthony Rossomando (guitar, background vocals); James Zavadoski (bass); Michael Gill (drums).Recorded between August and November 1999.Personnel: Ken Cook, Anthony Rossomando (vocals, guitar).Audio Mixers: Darron Burke; James Zavadoski; Ken Cook; Anthony Rossomando.Recording information: Studio Formerly Known As Salad (08/1999).Photographer: Bryan Sheffield. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.

The Damn Personals - Driver Driver $14.82 The Damn Personals: Kenneth Cook (vocals, guitar); Anthony Rossomando (guitar, background vocals); James Zavadoski (bass); Michael Gill (drums).Recorded between August and November 1999.Personnel: Ken Cook, Anthony Rossomando (vocals, guitar).Audio Mixers: Darron Burke; James Zavadoski; Ken Cook; Anthony Rossomando.Recording information: Studio Formerly Known As Salad (08/1999).Photographer: Bryan Sheffield. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.

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